[#317]: Alcoholics Branded

I’m glad Ramona, an obvious belligerent drunk, gets her own wine. She is highly entertaining, but she is still a drunk who constantly ruins public events, while her friends scoot away and silently making the “this bitch is nuts face” in the background. Usually a face like this:

This bitch now how has alcohol with her name on it. I’m not talking about any glass of Pinot Grigio in the 3 Mile radius (which she will latch every tentacle out to grab) but an actual wine brand. This makes plenty of sense. Next Tigers Blood by Charlie Sheen, Crack Cocaine by Courtney Love, and Everything But the Kitchen Sink [actually toss that sink in] in a pill format by L.Lohan for your very own purchase.

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